Rasta loan Application
     PERSONAL INFORMATION
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     Name - Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari
     Age - I man noh count birtday
     Date of Birth - Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings deh man
     Address - Uppa di Hills a Wesmorlan
     Tel. No. - I man Doan participate ina di Bablyon system
     Marital Status: Single/Married # of Children - I an I hav nuff comman
     law wif an 21 likkle soljas a run bout roun di island
      Occupation - Sell Jelly coknat pan Spanish town Road and weed outta mi Kitchen winda Company Name - I man noh kip company ... yuh noh seeit
     Present Position - Mi like di Lizzad lap postian ... but mi open to any adda positian ... yuh noh seeit
     
      FINANCIAL INFORMATION
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     Average Monthly Income - Depends pan di season and di demans fi di weed.
      Sometime busniss slow an ting
     Credit Reference - Mor Fyah! I man noh deal wid credit ... strickly up front dallas a do it
     Unsecured Overdraft Limit - Chat English ... a wha di Bloodklaat dat?
     Secured Overdraft Limit - Mi sey yuh fi chat English!!
     Personal Loan Amount - Tony owe mi bout 40 gran ... a gwine buss im Klaat when a buck im up
     Monthly Payment - Ask Tony cause a monts now mi noh si nat a cent fram im
     # of Monthly Payment Outstanding - Yuh def? Mi seh Tony noh gi mi back mi money so all a it outstanding
     Mortgage Loan Amount - Mi noh pay margage fi mi zinc shed ... is I man buil dat
     Monthly Payment - Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness?
     No. of Monthly Payment Outstanding - Is wha do dis ooman eeh? MI SEY TONY NOH PAY MI YET!
     
     This is interview is over .. Application for Loan Denied
     
     GOH WEH!!! ... unu hypocrite an Sadomite unu!
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